***FLASH*** AROD Still Sick. FIMD The Culprit Again!

The Yankee team doctors, who thought the problem had been erased, have confirmed the worst. Alex Rodriguez, better known as AROD, third baseman and AL MVP last year, has had a relapse and is still suffering from FIMD. That is, foot in mouth disease. Blood tests have confimed that FIMD levels are off the scale. More to come as the situation warrants. Doctors fear this might be a lifetime malady. This has been a PeterOnAll flash, copyright 2006.