***FLASH***Carl Pavano's Ailing Back A Secret Boston Red Sox Fan.
Carl Pavano's ailing back is secretly a Red Sox fan. The back's agent, Danny Disk, disclosed the details in an unannounced press conference held in the small town of Cartilidge New York. This is good news for all Red Sox fans, as the possibility of more New York Yankee body parts joining the millions of Sox fans across the nation becomes more and more probable.
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