This Would Make A Great Tee Shirt.
Under a picture of the bearded ex-centerfielder for the Red Sox would come this:
Johnny Damon
Looks Like Jesus
Sounds Like Joseph
Throws Like Mary
posted by Peter N @ 8:54 AM
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Sunday, April 02, 2006
Johnny Damon
Looks Like Jesus
Sounds Like Joseph
Throws Like Mary
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7 Comments:
Unlike Jesus, Johnny is not celibate;
Unlike Mary & Joseph, Johnny will be onto possibly a 5th wife by the time he's 65;
The hair made him Sampson; Steinbrenner now owns the Delilah Version with short hair;
The Yankees didn't sign an "Idiot";
They have signed another A-Hole, to go with the other A-Hole @ 3rd Base.
Question of the Day: Will Tim Mc Carver get Damon's Name Right, now that he's a Yankee?
Michael, you shouldn't hold your feelings in, it isn't healthy. :-)
Ok, Damon isn't an a-hole in the line of A-Rod;
Johnny doesn't have web pictures of himself wearing a Prada Milan hand bag;
His skills are deteriorating, rapidly;
Damon SUCKS!
I'm no longer holding in my feelings, Cyn.
I feed on emotion.
"Thahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!"
Try this for Damon:
Johnny Damon
Looks Like Jesus
Acts like Judas
Throws Like Mary
Boy, Anon, that's an oldie but a goodie. Thanks.
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