Sunday, April 02, 2006

This Would Make A Great Tee Shirt.

Under a picture of the bearded ex-centerfielder for the Red Sox would come this:
Johnny Damon
Looks Like Jesus
Sounds Like Joseph
Throws Like Mary


At 4/02/2006 2:21 PM, Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Unlike Jesus, Johnny is not celibate;
Unlike Mary & Joseph, Johnny will be onto possibly a 5th wife by the time he's 65;
The hair made him Sampson; Steinbrenner now owns the Delilah Version with short hair;
The Yankees didn't sign an "Idiot";
They have signed another A-Hole, to go with the other A-Hole @ 3rd Base.
Question of the Day: Will Tim Mc Carver get Damon's Name Right, now that he's a Yankee?

At 4/02/2006 2:38 PM, Anonymous Cyn said...

Michael, you shouldn't hold your feelings in, it isn't healthy. :-)

At 4/02/2006 2:49 PM, Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Ok, Damon isn't an a-hole in the line of A-Rod;
Johnny doesn't have web pictures of himself wearing a Prada Milan hand bag;
His skills are deteriorating, rapidly;

Damon SUCKS!

I'm no longer holding in my feelings, Cyn.

At 4/02/2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Peter N said...

I feed on emotion.

At 4/03/2006 4:15 PM, Blogger Michael Leggett said...

"Thahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!"

At 7/27/2011 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try this for Damon:

Johnny Damon
Looks Like Jesus
Acts like Judas
Throws Like Mary

At 7/27/2011 11:18 AM, Blogger Peter N said...

Boy, Anon, that's an oldie but a goodie. Thanks.


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