Calling Doug Mirabelli. Come In Dougie, Come In!!
Welcome back to the starting lineup, Doug. And you're starting TONIGHT, catching Tim Wakefield"s knucklers. And boy, we've missed you.
That's right, the Red Sox have traded Josh Bard, Cla Meredith, and others for the services of Doug Mirabelli, who will be rush released into the starting lineup to do what he does best. And that's to catch the fluttering Tim Wakefield as he tries to baffle the Yankess' potent offensive lineup. Perfect timing. Just perfect.